马甲掉光弃疗算了

我不生产梗，只是梗的搬运工（1）

在Reddit的应梗求文里，看到有人提出了一些梗，觉得有些很适合《鬼怪》。就随意选了些放出来，欢迎各位太太取用。并不介意什么CP使用~XD
不是《鬼怪》也没关系。

————Ready Go!

[WP] Your emotions control the weather, you've been in love for 6 sunny months, and now the goverment need it to rain.
“你的情绪掌控着天气变化，你已经谈了六个月阳光明媚的恋爱了，现在政府想让老天爷下雨。”

[WP] Genies exist. However, they are all evil wish genies who try and interpret wishes disastrously. You're a lawyer at a Wise Wishing Firm, who helps their clients word their wishes as safely as possible.
“神明们存在，但都很邪恶，会故意曲解人们的愿望。你是个律师受雇于明智愿望公司（这什么破公司？）帮助客户们尽可能安全地阐述他们的心愿。”

[WP]You are an omnipotent god. Out of boredom you decided to live an ordinary human life vowing not to use your power. 15 years has pass and you have a 9 to 5 working for a major tech company. Your boss has been tormenting you for years and you have reach your limit
“你是个有超能的神。为了找乐子你决定不使用你的力量，装成普通人生活。十五年过去了，你在一家大型科技企业上班，朝九晚五。你的老板折磨你好久了，已经到了你忍耐的极限。”

[WP] The daughter of a mafia boss is assigned a bodyguard the same age as her to attend college with her for added protection.
“黑手党老大的女儿需要一个同岁的保镖，跟她一起上大学保护她。”

[WP] You tell everyone that you have a twin sibling as a joke. Several of your friends claim to have met him.
“你开玩笑地告诉每一个人你有个双胞胎兄弟。一些你的朋友声称见过他。”

[WP] The enemy of your enemy is also your enemy.
“你敌人的敌人还是你的敌人。”
【这不是原剧么】

[WP] A love story between a human and an immortal.
“一个人和神明恋爱的故事。”
【这也是原剧吧】

[WP] One day, it started snowing, and since then, it hasn't stopped.
“一天，下雪了，之后就再没有停过。”

[WP] All your peers are casting their fancy spells with their spellbooks. You look down at yours and it's filled with puns and one-liners.
“所有你的同事都能利用法术书发出超棒的咒语。你埋头看了下你的书，全是一句一句的俏皮话。”

[WP] You travelled back in time to hit on someone. If you failed you travelled further back into their past and tried again. You finally succeeded and have stayed with them. Unfortunately as it stands, their future is filled with your previous attempts.
“你时空穿越回去和某个人调情。如果你失败了，你就会穿回对方更远的过去再来。你最终成功了，并且和他（们）在一起了。不幸的是，照此说来，他（们）的未来充满了你之前的尝试。”

【有谁特别喜欢其中某一个的话，我也可以试着写写，虽然明天就开学了……】
【不知道译点梗各位觉得如何？之后想用这个号分享一些梗，当不发文的时候~:D】